{"id":9610,"date":"2025-08-22T10:10:45","date_gmt":"2025-08-22T15:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2025\/08\/22\/assclown-alert-throwing-unconstitutional-tantrums-in-jesus-name-with-texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick\/"},"modified":"2025-08-22T10:10:45","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T15:10:45","slug":"assclown-alert-throwing-unconstitutional-tantrums-in-jesus-name-with-texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2025\/08\/22\/assclown-alert-throwing-unconstitutional-tantrums-in-jesus-name-with-texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick\/","title":{"rendered":"Assclown Alert: Throwing unconstitutional tantrums in Jesus\u2019 name with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Yes, we\u2019re fully aware Danny Goeb \u2014 oops, we mean Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick \u2014 was the subject of the Assclown Alert column just a few issues ago. Forgive us for bringing back Dandy Dan so quickly for a return engagement, but it appears the motherfucker just can\u2019t stop saying stupid shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Yes, we\u2019re fully aware Danny Goeb \u2014 oops, we mean Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick \u2014 was the subject of the Assclown Alert column just a few issues ago. Forgive us for bringing back Dandy Dan so quickly for a return engagement, but it appears the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}