{"id":8257,"date":"2024-05-29T10:10:04","date_gmt":"2024-05-29T15:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/29\/assclown-alert-sphincter-snorkeling-at-trumps-hush-money-trial-with-texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick\/"},"modified":"2024-05-29T10:10:04","modified_gmt":"2024-05-29T15:10:04","slug":"assclown-alert-sphincter-snorkeling-at-trumps-hush-money-trial-with-texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/29\/assclown-alert-sphincter-snorkeling-at-trumps-hush-money-trial-with-texas-lt-gov-dan-patrick\/","title":{"rendered":"Assclown Alert: Sphincter snorkeling at Trump\u2019s hush money trial with Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Assclown Alert is a column of opinion,\u00a0analysis and snark. After witnessing the parade of GOP lawmakers grabbing photo ops at former President Donald Trump\u2019s New York hush money trial, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and two MAGA-minded members of Texas\u2019 congressional delegation apparently decided it was their time to grovel. On Tuesday, May 21, as testimony wound down, U.S. Reps. Troy Nehls and Ronny Jackson joined Patrick in fawning over Trump and professing his saintly innocence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Assclown Alert is a column of opinion,\u00a0analysis and snark. After witnessing the parade of GOP lawmakers grabbing photo ops at former President Donald Trump\u2019s New York hush money trial, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and two MAGA-minded members of Texas\u2019 congressional delegation apparently decided it was their time to grovel. On Tuesday, May 21, as testimony [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}