{"id":8069,"date":"2024-05-02T09:09:54","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T14:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/02\/assclown-alert-getting-what-you-wish-for-with-the-texas-republican-party\/"},"modified":"2024-05-02T09:09:54","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T14:09:54","slug":"assclown-alert-getting-what-you-wish-for-with-the-texas-republican-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/02\/assclown-alert-getting-what-you-wish-for-with-the-texas-republican-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Assclown Alert: Getting what you wish for with the Texas Republican Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Although it&#8217;s a pain in the ass to be an incumbent dragged into a runoff, it&#8217;s a good bet U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales is feeling some serious schadenfreude as he watches top GOP elected officials line up behind him instead of his runoff opponent \u2014 a shambling mess of a candidate the Texas Republican Party helped create.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Although it&#8217;s a pain in the ass to be an incumbent dragged into a runoff, it&#8217;s a good bet U.S. Rep. Tony Gonzales is feeling some serious schadenfreude as he watches top GOP elected officials line up behind him instead of his runoff opponent \u2014 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}