{"id":7413,"date":"2024-02-14T15:10:53","date_gmt":"2024-02-14T20:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2024\/02\/14\/the-internet-cant-stop-mocking-ted-cruzs-tight-pants-and-moose-knuckle\/"},"modified":"2024-02-14T15:10:53","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T20:10:53","slug":"the-internet-cant-stop-mocking-ted-cruzs-tight-pants-and-moose-knuckle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2024\/02\/14\/the-internet-cant-stop-mocking-ted-cruzs-tight-pants-and-moose-knuckle\/","title":{"rendered":"The Internet can&#8217;t stop mocking Ted Cruz&#8217;s tight pants and moose knuckle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>           As much as U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz likes to sphincter snorkel Donald Trump, you&#8217;d think he&#8217;d have put on his best-fitting new suit when he got an invite to Mar-a-Lago \u2014 the reality show star-turned-president&#8217;s Florida residence \u2014 over the weekend. Instead, Texas&#8217; junior senator showed up in a blazer and pants that fit his frumpy frame like not unlike an overstretched sausage casing. A photo shared online by the X account PatriotTakes suggest that Cruz&#8217;s tailor must have used extra-durable thread to fasten the button onto the jacket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As much as U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz likes to sphincter snorkel Donald Trump, you&#8217;d think he&#8217;d have put on his best-fitting new suit when he got an invite to Mar-a-Lago \u2014 the reality show star-turned-president&#8217;s Florida residence \u2014 over the weekend. Instead, Texas&#8217; junior senator showed up in a blazer and pants that fit his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}