{"id":13249,"date":"2026-11-02T12:41:02","date_gmt":"2026-11-02T17:41:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2026\/11\/02\/ted-cruz-jokes-that-democrats-wont-show-up-to-vote-if-someone-gives-them-pot-brownies\/"},"modified":"2026-11-02T12:41:02","modified_gmt":"2026-11-02T17:41:02","slug":"ted-cruz-jokes-that-democrats-wont-show-up-to-vote-if-someone-gives-them-pot-brownies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/2026\/11\/02\/ted-cruz-jokes-that-democrats-wont-show-up-to-vote-if-someone-gives-them-pot-brownies\/","title":{"rendered":"Ted Cruz jokes that Democrats won\u2019t show up to vote if someone gives them pot brownies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During a Friday rally in Kansas, Cruz insinuated that blue voters are so dumb that if they get stoned they&#8217;ll think the election is Wednesday. <\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sacurrent.com\/news\/texas-news\/ted-cruz-jokes-that-democrats-wont-show-up-to-vote-if-someone-gives-them-pot-brownies\/\">Ted Cruz jokes that Democrats won\u2019t show up to vote if someone gives them pot brownies<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sacurrent.com\/\">San Antonio Current<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a Friday rally in Kansas, Cruz insinuated that blue voters are so dumb that if they get stoned they&#8217;ll think the election is Wednesday. The post Ted Cruz jokes that Democrats won\u2019t show up to vote if someone gives them pot brownies appeared first on San Antonio Current.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klmo2.creativeeyedeas.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}