Funnywoman, actress and 2000s-era daytime TV host Ellen DeGeneres is coming to San Antonio’s Majestic Theatre on Friday, July 12, as part of the Ellen’s Last Stand…Up tour, being billed as her 27-date final comeback to standup comedy. Pre-sale tickets for the Alamo City date are available via LiveNation at 10 a.m. this Thursday. General tickets go on sale at 10 a.m. the following day.