As much as U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz likes to sphincter snorkel Donald Trump, you’d think he’d have put on his best-fitting new suit when he got an invite to Mar-a-Lago — the reality show star-turned-president’s Florida residence — over the weekend. Instead, Texas’ junior senator showed up in a blazer and pants that fit his frumpy frame like not unlike an overstretched sausage casing. A photo shared online by the X account PatriotTakes suggest that Cruz’s tailor must have used extra-durable thread to fasten the button onto the jacket.