Nearby Boerne will soon gain a “wretched hive of scum and villainy” in Darkside Brick Oven Pizza Co., an eatery decked out with an impressive collection of ’80s memorabilia, News4 San Antonio reports. OK, we doubt Obi-Wan Kenobi would describe the upcoming eatery as he did Mos Eisley in the original Star Wars movie, but we couldn’t resist the opportunity to use the word “wretched” in everyday conversation. Sue us.